AISubs v3.7
- Yado! Teto! - Shima Yado!
- Yoruto! - I don't know if I can join you...
- But if you don't want me to join you... - Wait a minute...
- This is not the time for that! - No, it's not!
- Wait for me to join you more! - When you're living a normal life...
- Sometimes you feel like "Ugh, shut up!", right? - Yeah.
- I think you'll be able to calm down when you hear that noise. - Why do you say that?
- Hm? - The noise of 120 dB...
- You'll know what 120 dB is and you'll be fine. - 120 dB is still coming...
- But you'll think "It's 120", and you'll calm down. - That's right.
- No, it's not... - No, it's not...
- Change! - Change!
- The other day, when I was filming... - Yeah?
- Next to you, Shiba Inu-san... - Yeah?
- You heard that noise, right? - Yeah.
- The size of that noise... - Yeah.
- What's the problem? - Yeah?
- There's someone on YouTube who measures dB... - Yeah?
- And he can make it 80 dB. - That's pretty good.
- It's so loud you can make a loud voice from 1 meter away. - Wow!
- I think Shiba Inu's fart is bigger than that. - Compared to Zelt?
- I'm going to decide the number now... - Yeah?
- I'm going to keep farting until it's bigger than that. - We're talking about how big Shiba Inu's fart is...
- What happens when you fart until it's bigger than that? - What happens?
- If someone farts, you can say, "Oh, that's 60 dB." - It happens.
- You're not feeling well today, are you? - Everyone does it, right?
- Everyone does it. - Even me.
- If you do it too close, you'll pick up a lot of noise. - Yeah?
- Isn't it really vague? It really depends on the distance. - Yeah, 1 meter away from the mic is the setting position.
- What comes up first? - Anus...
- Anus...
- On behalf of someone, say "fart" with your mouth. - I can't say it.
- Why? - If you say it with your mouth...
- If you say "fart" with your mouth, I'll... - My throat hurts so much.
- You're not feeling well today, are you? - My throat hurts so much.
- Aren't you sick? - Oh, I'm fasting and it's my second day and I'm really sick.
- I'm really sleepy. - That's the worst!
- Since the strawberry harvest, everyone seems to be a little sick. - So that you don't go past the anus. - That's right.
- Is this an anal line? - It's like an anus. - That's right.
- It's not an anus, it's an anus. - The area of the anus is the anus.
- You have to stay within the anus. - There's a mouth here, right?
- You have to stay within the anus. - You have to stay within the anus.
- Fart. - 70... - 76.
- Fart. - It's just right now. - It's just right. - 73.7.
- Fart. - 77.5.
- Don't calculate the average of the anus with electronics. - It's 75.8.
- I've prepared a uniform. - A uniform?! That's impossible!
- Besides, isn't it a little big in the brief? - It's really gross.
- I'll show you in brown. - This is a problem.
- We're warriors. - It's only 30cm. - Wow, but it makes you want to do it, doesn't it?
- Uwah! Gross! You're so cool! - You're a pervert. - You're so cool!
- Well, anyway... - Anyway...
- Hey, you. - Hey, you.
- Can you go past the speed of a fart? - No matter what, the volume of a fart is justice.
- I want to write "fart" on my back. - It'll fly away, so around here...
- Fart. - Is it okay for me to jump out of here for the first time?!
- It's the first time I've heard a fart move. - It is. - It's here, it's here! - Ah, I see.
- Let's eat it up. - There's a lot of it. - But this bread looks like it'll make a good fart.
- Uwah! Kaoru-he. - By the way, what's your class? - I'm sorry, but I don't know.
- Ah! - Ah! - I know! - I'm doing my best right now. - Eh?!
- That's right! - Is there any point in doing it today?
- I have to do my best. - Okay, I'll put it in.
- I'll put it in and eat it. - This is necessary.
- I'll give you a super massage. - Ah! Wait!
- Can you hear me? Look! - I can't hear you!
- I'll do it! - I'll do it!
- One more time!
- I'm embarrassed!
- I'm getting embarrassed.
- It'll come out, right?
- If it's a half-raw one, it's better not to put it in.
- It's better to put it in and put it out.
- I think I could have done it a little longer.
- Now, here...
- When I put my face close to this briefcase...
- I was a little intimidated. - I was scared, too.
- I don't get close to men with briefcases.
- When I put my face close to this briefcase...
- I felt like we were going to merge.
- I felt pretty bad about it.
- I'll eat it while mixing the cookies.
- I'm hungry.
- And you're serious about it.
- If you can't eat it, I'll do it.
- Wait...
- Again?
- I'll do it!
It's sunk!
Because of the posture.
Around here!
Sixty-seven!
Ugh! It's annoying!
Sixties!
Gross!
This is where the butt doesn't come out.
It's a little wasteful.
I think you can get a little closer.
But it's already naked!
This is no good!
If it's like this, the anus is like this,
so it goes through like this.
If you want to close your anus and go home,
you should rather close it all?
Which one?
No, you should close it.
Oh!
It's too important!
What a waste!
Ah! It's sunken!
Oh no! It's sunken! It's sunken!
It's so cute!
It moves really normally like this!
You're crazy!
What am I?!
I feel sorry for you!
But you're the best!
It's amazing just that it's coming out!
Thank you!
I bought it! My secret technique!
Coffee soy milk!
This is the best!
The next day you drink it, your anus will smell!
Your anus will smell!
Ah!
Wait a minute!
What?
Can I save it?
Please!
It's too small!
Please be eternal!
It's too late for me to laugh!
Isn't it too early?
No...
By preparing this in advance,
I can challenge it later!
My shoulder blades were cut off just now!
Is it okay?
Yes!
It's fine! It's fine! It's fine!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Seventy-three!
It's delicious!
Seventy-three!
You were growing up fast.
That's right.
You were crossing that line.
I've been crossing the line all the time.
It's a line that can be surprisingly good, but it's big.
How is it?
I can't make it at all.
I don't know if it's going in my mouth or if it's going to come out like this.
I'm going to get this in my mouth, too.
What are you doing now?
I've been eating a lot of cookies.
That's a great line.
I heard it's really funny.
That's really funny.
How many hours? Three hours?
There are three hours, but I never get tired of it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What?
The "h-h-h" is...
What?
Is "h-h-h" coming out?
Here it is.
Let's close it.
Here we go.
No.
Not yet?
Not yet.
Let's open it.
It's coming out.
Let's do it naturally.
Here we go.
What? It's poop.
It's dangerous.
It hurts.
Not yet.
It's poop.
It's okay.
The culprit doesn't leave a dying message here.
Oh, no.
Can I say it now?
75.2?
It was 75.2.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
I didn't put any ink on it.
That's right.
It's hard to reproduce it.
Anyway, it's not good.
It's natto.
Natto.
It's big.
It's coming out.
Oh, no. It's poop.
Oh, no.
It's poop.
No, let's calm down.
I'll take care of it.
You don't have to rush.
It's poop.
It's not coming out.
I felt it when Shibuya was in trouble.
The next ball is being loaded.
I didn't break the tray.
To the background and Tetsuya-sama...
Huh?
How are you doing these days?
When I peed...
I peed a little, so I'll clean up your mess.
Please wait a moment.
It may be early, but can I do a special move in me?
The biggest mistake in my life was to sit on the ground.
It's not a hollow, it's like a vibration against this place.
Can I do this?
Yes, I'll go.
You are Shin Genchi.
Oh, my God!
I peed!
What?
I peed!
Are you okay?
Hurry up and go!
Did you forget?
You have to do it properly!
Go!
You've got a lot of poop.
I've noticed something wrong with you.
You have a high risk of constipation because of your butthole.
Oh, you're doing that.
How much poop did you have in your butthole?
This much.
You're crazy!
Wow!
What?
You've got a lot of poop.
No way!
I'll take a picture of you.
You've got a lot of poop.
No way!
You've got a lot of poop.
No way!
You've got a lot of poop.
That's why you smelled like this.
You look embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
You've got a lot of poop when you put a tissue in your butthole.
You've got a lot of poop when you put your finger in your butthole.
Why do I put my finger in my butthole?
Won't you do me a favor?
A favor?
Yes, a favor.
No way!
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Kizoshi!
Be quiet!
Oh, it's wet.
Wait a minute.
It's important to calm down.
Maybe he'll come out if we wait.
Yes, but he was nearby.
I was surprised because he was sitting here.
It's okay.
It's not scary, so come out.
I'll relax for a moment.
Yes.
It's pathetic.
Oh, I can do it.
Oh, really?
I'll do it.
Ha ha ha!
Yubaru-san! Yes?
Eighty!
Oh!
It's over!
Isn't it less than yesterday?
I thought you were doing more.
Oh, wait!
Eighty-two!
Wow!
I got a big one!
Why did you catch me here?
I'm in a happy place!
(Laughing)
I'm so sorry.
(Laughing)